Rihanna Has a Cute Nose

Here's Rihanna at Macy's, hawking her new perfume. Now, I've never had anything against Rihanna. I like her music, and I think she's adorable, has interesting fashion sense, and is making horny teen boys happy one sext at a time. Plus, she got the shit kicked out of her by Chris Brown and the pictures that prove it will be all over the interwebs forever, so I'm not going to be too mean to her...

I mean, look at her. She's so adorable she makes me want to adopt a kitten and take pictures with it in my cleavage. But I digress... I've heard rumors that she got a nose job, so I did a little internet sleuthing. To be honest, there are some pictures where it looks as though her nose has been tampered with. Tampered with Photoshop, that is. No matter how far I go back, she seems to have the same damn nose, just with various amounts of contouring to give the illusion that it's smaller than it is. I even managed to find a couple of decent pictures from before she was famous.

I have no idea how old she is in this pic, but she still has long hair, which to me is a pretty good indicator that she wasn't all that famous when this pic was taken. And look! Her nose sure looks the same, just with less bronzer. Sure, you could argue with me and say that girls as young as 14 can get nose jobs, but then how do you explain this pic?

Awwww... Look at her cute little self! According to the magic of google, this is her at 10 years old. Throw a little bronzer and highlighter on that schnoz, and you'd see the same nose she has today. Some skeptics might argue with me and say she could have gotten it tweaked just a little, but why the hell would you go through the pain of rhinoplasty when your genetics are decent enough that you can fake it with some talented makeup artists?